we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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