He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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