i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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