the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
3 2 1 whiskey
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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