I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize
