U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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