I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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