"it" just moved
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Randomize
