Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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