Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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