how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I am never drinking with the goths again.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Randomize
