I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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