..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
