i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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