Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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