David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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