My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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