I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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