theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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