Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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