On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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