what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
