I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
