Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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