Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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