Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Randomize