I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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