how can u be prego again
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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