so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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