i just google imaged poop.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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