Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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