i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
a search helicopter?!
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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