Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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