brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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