Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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