How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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