People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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