1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
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