The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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