its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Randomize
