Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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