a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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