I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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