): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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