I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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