Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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