So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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