We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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