brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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