I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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