i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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