hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
