Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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