come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
He shit in the fireplace
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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