I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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